I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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