We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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