I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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