I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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