And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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