Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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