Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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