In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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