Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
now i know why i became what i already was.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
