so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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