your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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