i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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