You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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