so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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