We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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