Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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