on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Still dying that you shit outside
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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