I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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