that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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