laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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