You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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