Capitaan dildo arrescate!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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