Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
