There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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