that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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