is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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