Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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