If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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