YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
