apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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