dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm bleeding and have questions
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