Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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