At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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