Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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