It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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