its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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