you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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