I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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