what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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