what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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