Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Found the puke drawer
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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