I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He did a backflip because drugs
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