Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My nipple is on Facebook.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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