do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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