There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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