Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
