Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
