If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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