What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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