And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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