Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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