when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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