Pappa wants mamma naked
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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